Yesterday, I entered a home that had a real zebra skin rug, lion skin rug, and a sarcophagus.

I'm not making this up, people. And no, I didn't get pictures, even though I really wanted them.

Later, after posting that last post, I learned what a magic 8 ball means on the street. I guess it's coke or something; I don't know drug lingo. But I don't want a drug magic 8 ball.

I want the magic 8 ball that will tell me things like, "All signs point to yes."

I just need to bite the bullet and buy a magic 8 ball.

The Neighborhood is Falling to....

Today I met my 89 year old next door neighbor.

Today I also helped my 89 year old neighbor pull up her pants, seconds after meeting her.