you know it's hot when you don't have to go to the bathroom at all because your body is secreting waste entirely through your sweat glands.

The thing that makes me happiest, the thing I wish I could do forever, is to laugh.

Names

Too legit to quit, man. Call me if you want me to read this list to you. You should hear the pronunciation for the full effect.

Pronounced: Kee-yahnna. A Study in Visual Effects

Keeyana
Keyanna
Kiana
Kianna
Keianna
Quianna

Ends in Nisha

Aaronisha
Bisha
Eri'keisha
Jameisha
Kevinisha
Lakiesha
Lakrisha
Willanisha


Ends in -ika or Close

Jonika
Juaneka
Rosaszeka
Shamika
Shannika
Tamieka
Terrinika
Tramika
Wandrica

Dominic
Dominique
Monique
Sherlrick
Tarik


Rhymes with Coco Chanel

Chanel
Chanelle
Shanelle
Shantelle
Shawtell
Sherelle
Shuntell
Sheena
Shereena
Kechelle
Kentrell
Gaidrelle
Jacquel
Jonquel
Janelle
Jeanelle
Dorishell
Niagelle
Nichelle
Trenel


And the Mens

Jamal
Jemell
Leonel
Cornell
Terrell
Ternel
Trelvin
Delton
Darrell
Darryl
Diamond
Dujuan
Dwayne
Dwight
Jawayne
Jermaine
Jarrard
Jenero
Errol
Louis
Louis
Louis
Cornie
And Mr.Charles


And Honorable Mention, Although Not Poetic nor Rhyming.

Adonirum
Addonis
Ava
Cinnamon (bonafide nickname)
Duran Duran
Hilda
Jazzman (Pronounced like it is spelled. Jazz Man.)
Josie
Kissier
Kenethra
Marva
Mildred
Meatball (bonafide nickname)
Rosetta
Sassey
Violetta
Valencia

Stew

Stew
When I think about all the things in this world
that I can't do because there's just not enough time
and never enough money,
I simmer loneliness to refine bitterness.


Off-Kilter
The grocery store on a busy day always makes
me cranky and nervous and sad. With your arms full of groceries,
you tie my infantile tongue and trip me on your invitation.
Milk, detergent, apples, spinach?
You make me cranky and nervous and mad.


Inside
Is just as dusty as outside and hotter.