things i saw last night:

i missed the parade but...

a list of things i saw last night:

-a gay cowboy convention
-julius cesar
-prison 'inmates' throwing beads from balconies on bourbon
-old gregg
-a man with a chainsaw walking down the street
-an angel putting the devil's horns back on
-jesus throwing beads on bourbon street
-a fight on the street
-a fight in the men's bathroom
-a where's waldo cane fight
-mounted police
-cherry picker police thingys to see over the crowd
-kids trick or treating near (on? i don't know.) bourbon street.
-a million jersey accents
-the miss south baghadad beauty pageant
- a million fabulous drag queens
-drinking bailey's from a shoe
-todd palin with baby in tow
-joe 6 pack
-on the streetcar, someone said to mark twain: "mark twain! i heard you were dead!"


best costume award goes to everyone dressed up like a jehovah's witness in their white shirt, tie, and bicycle helmet.